“This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” Tea Towel

Spills? Crumbs? Mysterious sticky spots? Sounds about right. This towel gets it. Equal parts cute and chaotic, it's perfect for households where someone always forgets a coaster. Whether it’s pets, kids, roommates, or your own clumsy self — this towel tells it like it is.

🙃 Soft, absorbent, and just judgy enough
🙃 A+ for gift baskets, housewarmings, or everyday kitchen humor
🙃 100% cotton, machine washable, and ready for the mess
🙃 Looks cute draped over your oven, even if your kitchen is chaos