“We Can’t Do This Sober” Apron

Some recipes call for wine — others call for shots. This unapologetically honest apron is perfect for cooking with friends, surviving holiday dinners, or hosting chaotic family gatherings. Because let’s be real… sober was never an option.

🍸 Adjustable fit + front pocket for wine openers and secrets
🍸 100% cotton + machine washable (for when the sangria spills)
🍸 Great for gifting, girls’ nights, or cocktail-fueled chaos
🍸 Looks cute over pajamas. Or nothing. No judgment.